Ok, I hate instant messages. If you IM me and actually get a response, then know I must love you like I love Orange Soda. I feel like they are spontanious conversations that go nowhere. Everytime I hear that "dunk" sound on my SK3, I feel like Ive been ambushed by:
a) a 12year old hopped up on Sugar, Starbucks, and Beyonce
or
B) A Heroine addict who's jsut remembered that ... wait... uhm ... pause....
M'kay?
But sometimes they can be fun. below is a Message between me and one of my Caucasian friends. We bumped into each other after not seeing one another for about a year. We exchanged emails and promised to keep in touch. So far so good :)
----------------------- 9:57 pm -----------------------
This is Me: Sup
My Friend: shillin yo
My Friend: i'm mad high
This is Me: Cool
This is Me: I'm bout 2 be
My Friend: gotta shower & gonna watch napoleon dynamite
This is Me: Yeah!
My Friend: pass that yo
This is Me: Not home yet
My Friend: watching it cuz I cant get the opening song outta my brain
This is Me: What
My Friend: plus i'm high & I can fall asleep to it, or I can drink a beer with it
This is Me: OOOOO
This is Me: Yeah
My Friend: werd
This is Me: Ima watch that when I get home
My Friend: I just need to get off my lil white azz to go shower. This chair isn’t even comfy. i'm just to bout to get up
My Friend: how long till u get home
This is Me: 45 min
My Friend: eww
This is Me: In lees right now
This is Me: Maaaad ricans
This is Me: And hipsters
My Friend: what's lees? or who's lee?
My Friend: chineefoo restaurant?
---------------------- 10:04 pm ----------------------
My Friend: *hachoo*
This is Me: Lower east side
My Friend: o I c
My Friend: oh filines & tjmaxx had shit My Friend: *snaps ur bra strap*
This is Me: Further
This is Me: Houston
My Friend: *shrug*
This is Me: I still have the swimsuit from my blog
This is Me: And I got a guy that I'm gonna get 2 make me 2 pair
This is Me: So that's 3
My Friend: lemme see the blog pic?
This is Me: Fruit of the loom... customized
This is Me: Uhm.. Its in the fire island slide
My Friend: idunno even what ur blog addy is
This is Me: http://www.dexstarg.blogspot.com
This is Me: :-)
My Friend: so yah uhm...dexter.. I need to know what uve been doing at the gym to get ur body lookin like that....
---------------------- 10:13 pm ----------------------
My Friend: oh lawd..lll lookit all them sexy brown men!!!
---------------------- 10:39 pm ----------------------
This is Me: I go 1ce a week
This is Me: Work out chest and arms
This is Me: Triceps
This is Me: And pecs
My Friend: wait wait...
This is Me: Strategic weights
My Friend: u only go to the gym ONCE a week!??!?
This is Me: Yeah
My Friend: wet
This is Me: And have a protein shake
This is Me: 56g
This is Me: I'm from tx
My Friend: I go like 3 - 5 & i'm still skinnyass
This is Me: So I got an advantage
My Friend: yo u look FIIIIIIIINE let me tell u
This is Me: I'm SUPPOSED to be big
My Friend: yah I guess everything's bigger in TX
This is Me: I'm from farmers
My Friend: heh
My Friend: i'm from gypsies
My Friend: meh
This is Me: So u r good with knives
This is Me: And majic
This is Me: :-)
My Friend: & kidnapping
My Friend: damn dex I cant find my peach!!!
This is Me: It’s between your cheeks
My Friend: *gigglings*
My Friend: nah that's a hemorrhoid
This is Me: Geez
--dxg