Wednesday, July 12, 2006

I bet you couldnt tell her nuthin that night.


Back in Jan. of 2003, Star Jones Reynolds attends the We Are Family Foundation ceremony at the China Club in New York. You know how you call ya peoples to talk about the Who, What, When, Where and What the fuck you are gonna wear to whatever event u might be going to? This is how I imagine the convo went between Star and her friend....


I bet she was like "Girl, yes. FUR, ALLLLL around the collar. Yeah chile, I got them to double up them layers to hide 2 of my chins. Im gonna be sharp! Whats that? What you say? whats the rest of the dress made from? Girl, Spandex, what else?

What 'chu say? Am i gonna make it through the ceremony? Yes, bitch, i'm bringing a lunchbox! Don't worry, i got protien bars and vitamin water in it... you know im tryin to get ready for my surgery...."

and then she was like..

"Im a lawyer!" - (Thnx Anon2.0!)

8 comments:

Tdub said...

OMG lol this is too funny I bet she wishes this pic could be burned, buried and gone with the wind

LibraGurl said...

I'm so mad at you & Anon 2.0 for this pic, rotfl.

BeenADiva said...

where did you dig this pic up from? lol i'm in tears

Alicia said...

Like I've said before...this pic doesn't even look real. It looks like someone in a fat suit with the fat makeup rubber neck on. I know it's Starruh...but that doesn't make it look any more real to me. And now I'm babbling.

naturalbrownlovely said...

I'm laughing my ass off!!!!!! Gasping for air! This is the hardest I have laughed from a post in a long time.....MFer you made me cum, fart, pee, #2 all at once! You are stoooooopid!

Cami said...

DAMN!!!That is the ugliest muthafugin' chipmonk I've ever seen.

ETS said...

DEAD

Anonymous 2.0 said...

Dex, I can't believe you posted that pic. You are so crazy.