Its my BDay, bitches. Yes, surprise! A nigga like me was actually born, not grown or hatched. In other news, I've decised to be completely clueless for my Bday. No thinking or analyzing. No, I'm jsut gonna coast and pretend like people actually get you gifts on your B-day. Hell, while I'm at it, I might as well pretend that when they give you the gift, its actually something that you want or can use ( I have yet to recieve a bday gift that I either wanted or could use... and I'm 29).
So here I am and this is my request. Neat, huh? *SQUEEE* So, because I have no shame, Here is my Amazon Wishlist. (if you cant pull it up search via my email: firstname.lastname@example.org)I mean..you know..because I don't have real-life friends to buy me things. [insert puppy-dog eyes here]. In other, other news... Britney Spears had another future crackhead bouncing baby boy at 2am this morning. According to my sources, she named him Yodaddy S'fugginloser. I think it's French. Or something.
Edited to ad: In this day of i.this and e.that, not all gifts need be physical. I used to love this song and show when I was a kid (big surprise). to this day, when I'm walking through a club, I hum it, sorta as a personal mantra. "Dex is my name, no one else is the same...."
Before I get ready to leave the house, you might catch me mumbling "It's Showtime, Synergy" ...
yeah.. I am truly outrageous
My *heart* Homegirl Kim (Upstate) sent me the BEST b-day gift ever.